We're taking a journey. A journey into alternate pasts and speculative futures. Adventure, crime, dark comedy and sci-fi. Hot tunes fading in fast from forgotten dance halls and vintage radio. Fedora hats with a snap brim. And, of course, Gothic lurks in the narrative shadows: tippet for a tulle, the dead once again stroll amongst the decaying temple colonnades. Stories always written out of love - or perhaps necessity? Like the murder of Miss Fromm, one can never really be sure...
Friday, 29 May 2015
Is this the most
INCREDIBLE offer ever?
everyone’s talking about from New York to 21 Long Tribble Lane, Accrington!
The Replica Mop Handle
replicas of Nobby Tirpitz’s famous mop handle that he threw from the Hindenburg
as it exploded over Lakeside Naval Air Station in 1937.
Specially fashioned from GENUINE
vulcanised imitation plastic by the RENOWNED female artisans of the Happy Heart Temple
in Bangkok, complete with zinc-plated attachments. The handle also features Nobby’s
FAMOUS message. Strictly limited edition.
The renowned artisans
Comes in a bio-degradable
GIFT box with card, signed by best-selling author Jack Fielding himself.
And that’s not
all! Each replica comes with a FREE battery-operated toilet roll holder
featuring an image of the airship with giant SWASTIKAS.
All this for
ONLY $799.15. Includes FREE worldwide delivery.
Really big Swastikas
author NOW to take advantage of this AMAZING offer!
(No time wasters)
Nobby cleaning his friend's battleship in 1925 using actual mop